Upvote for John from Annenberg
Contrary to popular belief Yard.chat is not going away. Don't trust everything you read on anonymous forms on the Internet.
Feminist: The future is female! Women should rule the world! Men are all trash! Man: Hey, isn't saying one gender is better than the other sexist-- Feminist: BIGOT! MISOGYNIST! MUH FREE SPEECH!
harvard programming its own yikyak and then only using it to post moby dick quotes is exactly what i imagine the outside world thinks harvard is
my.harvard has been down all day no wonder harvard wants to cancel shopping week #40BillionEndowment
Opinion: The dining hall overuses tofu and other meat replacements in their vegetarian/vegan meals. There are plenty of dishes they use it in that would honestly be perfectly fine, if not better without it. Not every dish needs a "meat".
Primal scream be like: š§š¼š©š¼š§š¼š©š¼š§š¼š©š¼š§š¼š§š¼š§š¾š§š¼š©š¼I
i dropped one of my contact lenses at boston log logan air port. can you please call me if one off you finds it?? just holler out the window I will here you
The grayish color of the meat in Kong's sesame chicken is not a color I ever want to see in meat.
Harvard is the only place I've been where it's not always socially acceptable to roast cokeheads. Them motherfuckers have too much clout. #fuckingshitheads
I would sell my roommates and delete the entire football program just to get John Mulaney as our Commencement speaker.
Oh, red spicy chickens? I sure do like those. Imagine me: a simple college boy, eating in a dining hall, when suddenly I'm eating a chicken that's red and delicious. Hahaha. This happens every day.
so many people here that are leftist in theory but then they go and snatch up the first consulting job they can find
I got an internship at Facebook, I'm 5'8, white, heterosexual male, junior. Find me outside Annenberg today at exactly 6:17 PM wearing a maroon jacket with white Nike sneakers. Looking forward to getting cuffed!
any men on here who took 8 years to graduate, psychologically manipulated one dozen women in the process, then bought a gun?
If thereās watermelon why isnāt there earthmelon? Or windmelon? Or firemelon? The four elemelons
How many of you guys never made it onto the legit wifi??? Been here 4 years and never managed to get on harvard secure lol
āTaking a test is really just all about knowing how to do the problemsā -Roommate preparing for LS1B exam
Does needing to reconnect to Harvard Secure every 5 minutes to be able to do your psets count as a "transformative experience"?
ER18 got me like: Confucius taught me love Laozi taught me patience Lord Shang taught me pain Now I'm so educated Thank you, next philosopher
it must be hard to be in the lampoon, constantly knowing that no one on this campus finds you funny and that your only claim to relevance is the work people did before you were even born.
Confession: I act like i am cool with final clubs during everyday conversation, but in reality, I think that theyāre really rapey and the guys in them are gross.
IM JUST GONNA SAY THIS ONCE: THE CRIMSON IS NOT AS FUNNY AS EVERYONE SAYS IT IS ON THIS WEB.ZONE.
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land
wyr: go on fop with people from the co-op, or live in the co-op with fop people? you cannot kill yourself
The Lampoon is a great place, full of kind people, and I donāt think itās fair for this site to bash them in the way it does. I realize this looks bad for me, but I just thought Iād say it here.
Gonna be a great day. The sun is shining, the earth is spinning, my essay was due 12 hours ago and I havenāt started.
Always funny when women try to say they aren't crazy. Anyone who is a psycho bitch one week every month is by definition crazy
"I'm vegan, that means I'm morally superior to you" -a large portion of the student body https://bit.ly/2SVitS0
A Ć©tica Ć© flexĆvel, o que Ć© considerado Ć©tico em uma determinada cultura nĆ£o Ć© em outra, e ao longo do tempo os conceitos do que Ć© ou nĆ£o Ć© Ć©tico podem mudar
Funny how we can't reference anyone by name on this (every post doing so has been immediately taken down) but then the post identifying the guy who made the antisemitic cartoon stays up...
Harvard undoubtedly discriminates against Asian Americans in admissions. Affirmative action is bullshit.
āIf thereās no smoked salmon at brunch where the fuck is my tuition going?ā #overheardatharvard
there's really something to be said about the fact that Roxy's Grilled Cheese and Whole Heart Provisions are owned by the same person idk
to everyone asking why i havent graduated yet: my goal is to graduate the same year as my eldest son sebastian
Hey poonies remember when you shouted the n word at a black person walking by the castle like a year ago? Or when a white member did a Chinese accent at a dinner w/ Nathan Fielder? Hit me with the false flag comments you hacks
Okay how about this. Instead of "Thoughts on Lampoon?" it's "Thoughts on the Kong's Beef Chow-Foon?"
Hey, whoever made this thing, can you give me like a power regression on posts/day? It seems like it's gone way down and I'd be sad but enlightened to know when it'll be way <1.
A Ć©tica Ć© flexĆvel, o que Ć© considerado Ć©tico em uma determinada cultura nĆ£o Ć© em outra, e ao longo do tempo os conceitos do que Ć© ou nĆ£o Ć© Ć©tico podem mudar
there's really something to be said about the fact that Roxy's Grilled Cheese and Whole Heart Provisions are owned by the same person idk
wyr: go on fop with people from the co-op, or live in the co-op with fop people? you cannot kill yourself
should we check on the person who posted ".let it ,stop ,grass stop growing.tier.of seeing, cutting it.it get cut to fast.i got a bad linii mouer.grass piece white." 2 days ago or is that a fine thing to say
i literally can't believe somebody beat my mom to evicting a beloved family owned cafe and replacing it with the bee
to everyone asking why i havent graduated yet: my goal is to graduate the same year as my eldest son sebastian
any men on here who took 8 years to graduate, psychologically manipulated one dozen women in the process, then bought a gun?
.let it ,stop ,grass stop growing.tier.of seeing, cutting it.it get cut to fast.i got a bad linii mouer.grass piece white.
Contrary to popular belief Yard.chat is not going away. Don't trust everything you read on anonymous forms on the Internet.
Join Librex Itās Yard.chat for the whole Ivy League https://apps.apple.com/us/app/librex-college-community/id1469248023
She keeps calling my girl the n word and I donāt know who Iām supposed to let cradle my balls in their hands now.
People act like theyāre all sad Adam Schleschinger died, like, broā-he didnāt write the national anthem. No one was upset when Francis Scott Key died, I didnāt see you crying then, donāt Be now.
Iāve got a creepy face, no personality, weird eyebrows, washboard abs, and an absent father. Hit me up if you want to riff
Cristobal Ramirez predicted Coronavirus on harvard confessions in 2016 but no one listened. Nowwe will all die.
I never thought the last time I ate red-spiced chicken would be the last time I ate red-spiced chicken.... ever. Goodbye, fair Harvard!
Junior Parents Weekend Baby. Just wait till the fuckers that cut me from the Fly see how cool my friend's friend's dad is.
Oh Iām manipulative? Try having sex with someone elseās asshole for the past 20 years. Ronald Sullivan, the clean dean of Winter Machineās Asshole to be precise. then try calling me manipulative
Oh so the Internet is NO LONGER ANONYMOUS, HuH? Well Fuck me in Ronald Sullivan, the Mean dean of Winthrop d hallās Asshole!
so checking up on this site after a long hiatus and apparently it's just the lampoon's private group chat now? what happened here? seriously, hop in the docs guys
If Palestine was an improv troupe it would be something like a cross between seal team six and TLA.
The Harvard advocate, were it a penis, would be a fine-sized penis. Not too great, not too grand: just fine.
My dark twisted fantasy is an album for pussies. Iām wining and dining to Liz Lawrence this semester.
Donāt look now but in a minute theyāll be soft-rebooting Mad Men with all-women in rollerbladers