Yard.chat

Upvote for John from Annenberg

Upvote if yardchat is dumb

Contrary to popular belief Yard.chat is not going away. Don't trust everything you read on anonymous forms on the Internet.

Upvote if your sex life is non-existent in this fucking hellhole

Now we resume the usual programming, Moby Dick

Feminist: The future is female! Women should rule the world! Men are all trash! Man: Hey, isn't saying one gender is better than the other sexist-- Feminist: BIGOT! MISOGYNIST! MUH FREE SPEECH!

this is red yik yak

🌯Upvote for Jefes over Felipes

someone here really has a thing for moby dick

Poop in my butt

harvard programming its own yikyak and then only using it to post moby dick quotes is exactly what i imagine the outside world thinks harvard is

I wonder if anyone in the Lampoon has ever actually told a joke that made another human laugh.

Bonkers of a party going on tn - 10pm @ 365 Harvard St (I heard the theme is tropical)

my.harvard has been down all day no wonder harvard wants to cancel shopping week #40BillionEndowment

Harvard should buy Lesley University instead of building way out in Allston

I have sex with my FOP leader, and now she's living down the hall from me :)

Blitzstein 🔥🔥🔥

Opinion: The dining hall overuses tofu and other meat replacements in their vegetarian/vegan meals. There are plenty of dishes they use it in that would honestly be perfectly fine, if not better without it. Not every dish needs a "meat".

Place your bets for how long till this gets shut down.

Primal scream be like: 🧑🏼👩🏼🧑🏼👩🏼🧑🏼👩🏼🧑🏼🧑🏼🧑🏾🧑🏼👩🏼I

i dropped one of my contact lenses at boston log logan air port. can you please call me if one off you finds it?? just holler out the window I will here you

Me: Why am I single? I'm such a catch. Friend: Yeah. HUDS Catch of the Day...

Upvote for the Aleph. Downvote for PSK

Master Oogway died for our sins.

can someone get me into a final club pls ;~{

The grayish color of the meat in Kong's sesame chicken is not a color I ever want to see in meat.

Harvard is the only place I've been where it's not always socially acceptable to roast cokeheads. Them motherfuckers have too much clout. #fuckingshitheads

I would sell my roommates and delete the entire football program just to get John Mulaney as our Commencement speaker.

Oh, red spicy chickens? I sure do like those. Imagine me: a simple college boy, eating in a dining hall, when suddenly I'm eating a chicken that's red and delicious. Hahaha. This happens every day.

so many people here that are leftist in theory but then they go and snatch up the first consulting job they can find

RIP Cristobal Ramirez

Milk Bar sux!

how many of y’all wanna fuck your tf already

How insane is this airpod robbery!?! Harvard is meme of itself.

cookie bars

Anyone in mather rn wanna get their dick sucked

I have not had sex since I logged into yard.chat.

I got an internship at Facebook, I'm 5'8, white, heterosexual male, junior. Find me outside Annenberg today at exactly 6:17 PM wearing a maroon jacket with white Nike sneakers. Looking forward to getting cuffed!

SAE is like a final club for guys who were too grimey to actually get punched by a final club

1 day in and HUDS has already given me diarrhea

So what does the advocate actually advocate for? #confused

Girls being bad at CS then crying sexism 😂😂

any men on here who took 8 years to graduate, psychologically manipulated one dozen women in the process, then bought a gun?

snow is aesthetic

"Let's post something funny. What's relatable? Depression? Anxiety? Self-hatred?"

If there’s watermelon why isn’t there earthmelon? Or windmelon? Or firemelon? The four elemelons

Is #yardchat the new yik yak

I would rather shove a serving of red spiced chicken up my ass than read the Lampoon.

i hate the lampoon and their stupid fucking website

How many of you guys never made it onto the legit wifi??? Been here 4 years and never managed to get on harvard secure lol

Stop your friends before they become malevolent corporate overlords 2k19 amirite

What classes should I take? Related: why does the advising at this school suuuuck?

legacy kids are the worst

“Taking a test is really just all about knowing how to do the problems” -Roommate preparing for LS1B exam

Upvote if you like bagels

Why are the girls here so stuck-up?

10 upvotes and i'll post my email address

“Can we grab coffee in 2 weeks?"

upvote for #crimson downvote for #lampoon

Does needing to reconnect to Harvard Secure every 5 minutes to be able to do your psets count as a "transformative experience"?

ER18 got me like: Confucius taught me love Laozi taught me patience Lord Shang taught me pain Now I'm so educated Thank you, next philosopher

Is it just me or is the whole Ronald Sullivan thing not that big a deal

can the final clubs simultaneously blast sicko mode while travis scott is performing tonight

I wanna keep reading those Moby Dick quotes on Yard.chat.

if i didn't run my car into the crimson my life would be sooo much better rn

Did half of campus get Airpods for Christmas?

it must be hard to be in the lampoon, constantly knowing that no one on this campus finds you funny and that your only claim to relevance is the work people did before you were even born.

Straight dunked on one of the chads in the PC last night.

Like Bacow. Comment for Faust

i'm a 6 on the mcKinsey scale

Fun Fact: the lampoon is worse than everything.

Was the Lampoon behind the car that drove into the #crimson building??

Who was your first kiss? (In the yard lol)

it's the first day and i'm already tired... :(

My name is Jeff

The limousine liberals at this school are among the most intolerant.

anybody from the class of 2020 have good tips on how to get into harvard law?

SWAE LEE JUST VOTED TO DISSOLVE THE UC

Men who post shit about feminism on Facebook are betas

Theres literally no way this could go poorly

Harvard as an institution has no soul

The PC is the only final club.

Sneaking into Lev dhall on community night is lowkey easy

my earphones aren't wireless does not mean that I'm homeless!

I just built #yardchat

Bookface.app is better than this

None of my Harvard friends know how poor I am

Lol all the white people out here think they aren't racist but they have like no black friends

Confession: I act like i am cool with final clubs during everyday conversation, but in reality, I think that they’re really rapey and the guys in them are gross.

Was Mr. Roosevelt a gentlemen?

I need a blunt rn

A ética é flexível, o que é considerado ético em uma determinada cultura não é em outra, e ao longo do tempo os conceitos do que é ou não é ético podem mudar

People in LamCafe need to be quieter.

The fall of yard.chat just goes to show why free speech should not exist on this campus.

IM JUST GONNA SAY THIS ONCE: THE CRIMSON IS NOT AS FUNNY AS EVERYONE SAYS IT IS ON THIS WEB.ZONE.

This board isn't dead, its just that every post is being removed for no reason

wyr: go on fop with people from the co-op, or live in the co-op with fop people? you cannot kill yourself

The Social Network was filmed at the Dudley Co-op

who do you guys have in andover vs exeter

we all remember where we were when we saw our first IGP tie. i was in the basement of lev

Just heard the news about Swae Lee and the UC. taking some time off yard.chat to process

when I see somebody wearing a tie I'm like Holy fucking shit. You're kiddinh. he's in IGP

my dad died at yardfest last year

Upvote if Flyby brought you here.

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land

Upvote for Yard.chat Downvote for harvard meme group.

Unless Zuckerberg gets on this, it's irrelevant.

Idk what to do with my life

Did Spider-Man get coronavirus?

I don’t watch porn, I sit outside the Delphic and read it.

The Lampoon is a great place, full of kind people, and I don’t think it’s fair for this site to bash them in the way it does. I realize this looks bad for me, but I just thought I’d say it here.

No! MY NAME IS JEFF.

سلام

Gonna be a great day. The sun is shining, the earth is spinning, my essay was due 12 hours ago and I haven’t started.

Why do all my friends keep getting canceled?

Sour cream is NOT a chip flavor, Lamont library!

Upvote for Red Spiced Chicken. Downvote for Sex.

Always funny when women try to say they aren't crazy. Anyone who is a psycho bitch one week every month is by definition crazy

Thoughts on the Lampoon?

"I'm vegan, that means I'm morally superior to you" -a large portion of the student body https://bit.ly/2SVitS0

upvote if blocking showed you that you have no real friends :'(

anyone still miss greenhouse cafe

This reminds me of punch.lol

Small penis humiliation

I shazammed Pumped Up Kicks in the Fox basement last night, Ngl.

Funny how we can't reference anyone by name on this (every post doing so has been immediately taken down) but then the post identifying the guy who made the antisemitic cartoon stays up...

Gov 30 is a good class. Wish they would announce section assignments tho

Shoutout to President Bacow for shutting down the SJW brats who try to disrupt speaking events.

Harvard undoubtedly discriminates against Asian Americans in admissions. Affirmative action is bullshit.

“If there’s no smoked salmon at brunch where the fuck is my tuition going?” #overheardatharvard

When is the next SAE party lmao

Black people in Final Clubs act like they're a separate ethnic group lol

If you’re one of the people who likes LinkedIn, you’re a 🐍

why tf would anyone vote for a freshman for cambridge student council lmao

You should be able to order waffle fries from the grill

does anybody else wanna smash their fop leaders?

This is literally yik yak

there's really something to be said about the fact that Roxy's Grilled Cheese and Whole Heart Provisions are owned by the same person idk

i will only respect the owl if they evict blue bottle

guys what do i do i'm so nervous my visitas guest won't like me

to everyone asking why i havent graduated yet: my goal is to graduate the same year as my eldest son sebastian

IGP killed my dog and no one believes me

Upvote for undocumented rights. Downvote for ICE and the Crimson.

Roll Sab

yo

ELEGANZA REJECTED ME BECAUSE I AM FAT

Pussy

Hey poonies remember when you shouted the n word at a black person walking by the castle like a year ago? Or when a white member did a Chinese accent at a dinner w/ Nathan Fielder? Hit me with the false flag comments you hacks

Poll: Airpods thief or IA week?

Okay how about this. Instead of "Thoughts on Lampoon?" it's "Thoughts on the Kong's Beef Chow-Foon?"