Satire V hazed me when I was initiated by making me partake in the notorious frat ritual known as "Edward Fortyhands." Even so, it was nowhere near as bad as when I went through Lampoon initiations.

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Why was there all that multicolored food? Why were they all silent? Why was no one allowed to check their phones? #dobetterlampoon #signthepetition

3mo

I checked my phone, AMA

3mo

I was forced to participate in the polish festival, AMA

3mo