When I meet someone in a final club or the Lampoon, they are immediately disqualified as dating material

28

When I meet someone who voted for Bernie Sanders, I get a taco in my leg

7mo

When I say edgy things trying to be cool, I become cool and edgy

7mo

Like anyone would want to date someone who actually uses yard chat lmao

7mo

“This.... this is fair.” —Jack Gilbert, President of the Lampoonn

7mo

I hear the lampoon has a position specifically for getting people topped off. This is such bs.

7mo

I hear the lampoon has a position specifically for getting people topped off. This is such bs.

7mo

I hear the lampoon has a position specifically for getting people topped off. This is such bs.

7mo

I hear the lampoon has a position specifically for getting people topped off. This is such bs.

7mo

I hear the lampoon has a position specifically for getting people topped off. This is such bs.

7mo

I hear the lampoon has a position specifically for getting people topped off. This is such bs.

7mo

I hear the lampoon has a position specifically for getting people topped off. This is such bs.

7mo

I hear the lampoon has a position specifically for getting people topped off. This is such bs.

7mo