When I meet someone in a final club or the Lampoon, they are immediately disqualified as dating material
When I meet someone who voted for Bernie Sanders, I get a taco in my leg
When I say edgy things trying to be cool, I become cool and edgy
Like anyone would want to date someone who actually uses yard chat lmao
“This.... this is fair.” —Jack Gilbert, President of the Lampoonn
I hear the lampoon has a position specifically for getting people topped off. This is such bs.